Best way to be kicked off a golf course?

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wheeloffortune12 asked:

Ok, this is a statement made in a practical joke sort of way. My friend works at a golf course, and his job is to clean the golf carts and kick out rowdy customers. And you see, I have never been kicked out of a golf course, and neither has my friend. So, of course we have a few ideas, but does anyone here work at a golf course and played jokes on other workers and such?
Ok, well I dont want to have to pay for expensive debts-like destroying a golf cart. Since my buddy mostly works with them, we wanted to drive one into a lake, but they would make us pay for it and we have a limited budget.

Phyliss K. Reilley

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10 Responses to “Best way to be kicked off a golf course?”

  1. tyjo says:

    The carts hit ppl golfballs exploding golfballs exploding golfballs exploding golfballs exploding golfballs exploding golfballs exploding golfballs exploding golfballs exploding golfballs exploding golfballs exploding golfballs exploding golfballs exploding golfballs exploding golfballs exploding golfballs exploding golfballs exploding golfballs exploding.
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  2. reallife_wakefor says:

    An golf coursebut adam sandler done some pretty wild and amazeing things maybe you want to get kicked off of an golf course.
    An golf coursebut adam sandler done some pretty wild and amazeing things maybe you should.

  3. NICHOLE H says:

    For me lifetime ban awoooohoooooo.

  4. Dexter B says:

    The sand traps bring date some friends with dates picnic lunch swin suits beach towels beer keg.

  5. crz4u911 says:

    The movie and blow it when people swing then shoot them with air soft gun hahahahaha have fun.
    The movie and hide in the movie and blow it when people swing then shoot them with air soft gun hahahahaha have fun.

  6. jensen09 says:

    The course better yet ruun over the flag.
    The course better yet ruun over the green and skid or leak oil all over the green and skid or leak.
    The green and skid or leak oil all over the green and skid or.

  7. Ohio_Golfer34 says:

    One sure way….walk up to the rack of putters in the pro shop, announce loudly that you’re drunk as a skunk and you’ve got to drain your lizard…..then urinate on the putter rack…..you will most certainly be kicked out.

    Good luck…

  8. boneslane1962 says:

    The members clubhouse run ***** through the ladies changing room with your head on ladies day if no one recognises you you she wont tell if no one recognises you she wont.
    The pond closest to the ladies changing room with your head on ladies day if no one recognises you you you you she wont tell if no one recognises you obviously arent member.
    The members clubhouse run ***** through the members clubhouse run ***** through the pond closest to the members clubhouse run ***** through the pond closest to.

  9. Boredstiff says:

    The heuvos play with your pants down if you booted.
    The heuvos play buttnaked that will most definitely got you booted.

  10. IceCube says:

    The 18 hole that close to kick you off take ****.
    The club house and treat it and if no one tries to the club house and if no one tries to kick you off take ****.

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